This is so relevant it’s not even funny.
i meant to post this a while ago but i guess my great grandfather was an insomniac and really good at woodcraft
he worked on this violin when he couldn’t sleep
allllll those little sticks are matchsticks just glued together
he cut them and burned them at different heights to get the diamond pattern
WHAT THE FAUCK
NO THAT JUST
how do they sound tho?
There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I looking for-“
- no one
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."
you are the future
No one in human history has ever stolen someone else’s romantic partner. Significant others have changed their mind, been persuaded, been coerced, or even been forced, raped, or abducted, but no one’s boyfriend/girlfriend/etc. has ever been fucking stolen because humans are not fucking objects, no matter who or how many try to tell you otherwise. Sorry, buddy. Your wallet got stolen. Your girlfriend chose to be with another person.
"You should do a-"
Let me stop you there, customer.
I can guarantee I’ve heard your suggestion.
I can also guarantee it will not be a good suggestion.
Please leave, pre-emptively, before you ruin my day.
OHHH GOD I KNOW THE FEELING SOO WELL
I’m glad I’m not the only one
sometimes I think my posts come off too angry…
and then I remember how angry I am
and it all seems okay!