teafriendsglitterandboys:

Me: I want cuddles

Me: but I don’t want you to touch me

Me: because everything hurts and I’m nauseous

Me: but I also want a grilled cheese

Me: and maybe some brownies

Me: no wonder I’m so bloated and fat

Me: *cries*

Me: WHY WON’T YOU TELL ME I’M PRETTY

Me: YOU’RE A DOUCHE

Me: leave me alone.

Me: no, come back, I want to cuddle you

(Source: laurenxprobs, via whitesocksandpolos)

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15 Apr 14 at 10 pm

supamuthafuckinvillain:

The selfie queen aka Keke Palmer

U seriously cannot be this fine…

(Source: lizgillies, via simplybeautifulsunshine)

"So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot."

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15 Apr 14 at 9 pm

flinch-nerds:

This tweet is so important to me

(via lesshumanmoretimelord)

flinch-nerds:

This tweet is so important to me

illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

(via shadymademedoit)

neveralone1088:

Someone date me. Like please. I’ll cook for you and cuddle during movies. Surprise you with gifts and love you like you’ve never been loved before. Be my princess

(via shortandsassy93)

when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

image

(Source: whimmy-bam, via shortandsassy93)